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Dog-Walkers Chill In Owner’s Home; Faculty Attempts Cow Removal After Senior Prank; Kids Try To Save Ice Cream Shop.Dog-Walkers are discovered hangin’ out in the dog-owner’s home… Administrators argue how to get a cow down some stairs after the senior prank left it in a loft over the gym… Children must raise 250k to save their favorite ice cream shop from demolition…

Crime Boss, Michael Mann at Theme Park

Michael Mann opens a ride at Wonder Park and Mafioso Don Angelotti wants to meet him… Some Caveman were wildly smarter than others… Man wins McDonald’s Monopoly prize to travel around-the-world from Florida. 

What The Dead Leader's Parrot Knew

What The Dead World Leader’s Parrot Knew; The Hangover Revisited; Truckers See Everything In Passing Cars.Norweiga’s President is dead, and his parrot knows too much… Weird  one of these idiots woke up with a new tatoo… What we do in our cars on the open road, as seen by truckers…

High School Senior Prank Day

A graduating class attempts to set a Prank Day precedent… Dumbass welders lock the boss in a cage, but to what end…? House Cleaners fear the homeowner is criminally insane…

Bowlers Should Never Be This Serious

An insider’s view of league bowlers reveals an otherworldly underbelly… Is that the REAL Thor, God Of Thunder, on the main floor of Comic-Con…? The president of a major toilet paper company addresses his troops.

Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress

LIVE From The Westside Comedy Theater: Frat Pledge Attempts to Impress; the South African Spirit, Tokoloshe, Is Pissed for Reals; How Many Brilliant Scientists to Change a Lightbulb?

Rich Southern Aristocrats on a Snipe Hunt

Ulterior motives abound during a snipe hunt of the southern rich and infamous… What the hell is up at this “friendly” game night gathering…? Crappy products from big time celebs somehow start working…

An Author, Muse, and Publisher; Tarot Card Reading, Psychiatrist or Patient?

A Writer Blocked, A Lame Muse and A Publisher Sans Patience; Madame Wednesday Knows Your Card; Psychiatrist as Institutionalized Patient.A writer attempts to replace his muse, while his muse attempts to move on… These Tarot Card readings are unlike all others… Newly arrived psychiatrist is treated like another asylum patient.

Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever

Moonshiners Become Secret Agents; Aspiring Actress As A 911 Operator; Worst Driving Test Ever

A Not So Private Honeymoon; Snoofa Finds the Father; Are You Smarter than a Millennial?

A Not So Private Honeymoon, Snoofa Finds the Father, Are You Smarter than a Millennial?

Interns Get Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters

Interns Hired to Grow Marijuana; Bowling Tournament Cops vs Criminals; Bird Watchers vs Bird Hunters

An Awkward Tour Through 'Hobbiton'; Columbia Officials vs Free Range Hippos; Unaired Antiques Roadshow Gets a Tad NUTS

Americans touring "Hobbiton" reinvent the term “Ugly Americans…” Pablo Escobar’s free-range hippos are a problem… Hitler’s secrets revealed during a never-seen episode of Antiques Roadshow.

Nerds Go Camping; Ne'er-Do-Well Sleuths in Australia; Roommates and Their Fussy Pets

A lot of questions and a ton of concerns when nerds go camping… A group of Scooby-Do type ragamuffins try to solve a mystery in Australia… Creepy pets of annoying roommates plan a mutiny. 

Meeting His family for the First Time; A Day in the Life of Boehm and Britto; New Hire at the Sex Shoppe

This, in fact, is NOT the family you want to introduce your new boyfriend to… Let’s get meta - As we get to know Doug Boehm and Rafael Britto juuuuuuust a little too well… Oddly, working at the Sex Shoppe is not as easy as it seems.

Guided Tour of the National History Museum; Television City Town Council Meeting; Waiter Tries and Fails VERY Well

A disgraced scientist’s tries his hand as a history museum guide… Citizens of a Television City, CA, would like a word with the town council… Lunchtime at a Rain Forrest Café, and one waiter is instantly weeded.

Folks with Famous Peoples' Names; Carefully Hire a Construction Crew; Ill-prepared New-Adults Share a House

A weekly meeting for those tortured by sharing a name with a known TV or film character… Simply put, the single worst construction crew ever assembled… Barely friends and barely 20, they share a house and none of the responsibilities…

Elderly Mob-run Bingo; Fenway Concession Vendor; 'Leaf Peepers' Ruin Everything

A seniors’ Bingo Night is run by the mob, but not well… A concessions vendor works the stands and buddy it ain’t pretty up there… They love when the leaves turn color in the fall. For the locals, they are the worst people alive.

Family Reunion with David Blaine; Operating on the wrong Patient; An A.I Workforce and One Human

When a Texas family gathering reveals the patriarch is an ancient wizard, so someone should call David Blaine… A team of surgeons discover they operated on the wrong patient and immediately get to work on the cover-up… How can the last human worker compete and survive surrounded by Artificial Intelligence employees? Teach them improv!

Strangers Wake on Alien Ship; Dogs Awaiting Adoption; Marvin McKuen’s First Day Waiting Tables

After sharing what they remember last, complete strangers realize they’re alien abductees in space… Dogs at a shelter make plans to escape… The return of Marvin McKuen offers insights of his past as well as his ability as a waiter. 

Billionaires and Their People Negotiate; Every Flavor of Humanity at the DMV; A Doctor Who Cheated His Way Through School

Just shy of nothing gets settled when absurdly rich idiots maneuver… Old ladies, dumb-dumbs, assorted jerks and even BATMAN have do time at the DMV… This hospital is busy as any, but this one has a physician who cheated on every level of his higher learning and it’s comin’ crashin’ down today.